This pattern of S2000-related content.... I like it.

So.... We talking 2.5 to 3JZ?

It’d be sweet if we could use that to solve our freshwater shortages - desalinate the seawater and use the salt for batteries!

Yup - you’ll often hear/read of the S2000 “it feels gutless/like a Civic out of VTEC” as if it’s a bug (it’s not - it’s a feature).

Yup - this is one of those cars where you might actually like it more if you weren’t a diehard fan.

My only gripe is the uninspired colour choice here (I say this as someone with the exact same colour AP1).

My God, you’re a monster!

I once heard a radio spot advertising “the all new Nissan Rouge!”

See? It’s win-win - more revenues for infrastructure for the greenies, and more street cred for the coal rollers!

The pants are the main part of the punishment.

Third Offense addendum: forced to ride a bicycle or take the bus for those 6 months (suspend the license)

So the Laffer Curve, but for fines and penalties instead of taxes?

This is even better!

Door closes with a hollow feeling rather than with a reassuring “thump”

I’d thought of leaving it there... But I wanted to really hammer the point home

Angry upvote.

This sounds like the beginning of a joke:

As the kids say “WhatEVRV...”

Seriously, this is poor design/implementation from Kinja (what’s new, right?)

I would wager hybrids don’t cost as much: my parents have had a Prius, a Camry Hybrid, and currently a CT200h - and they are extremely “frugal” - so if insurance was high, they’d probably gripe about it.