Yup - you’ll often hear/read of the S2000 “it feels gutless/like a Civic out of VTEC” as if it’s a bug (it’s not - it’s a feature).

Yup - this is one of those cars where you might actually like it more if you weren’t a diehard fan.

My only gripe is the uninspired colour choice here (I say this as someone with the exact same colour AP1).

My God, you’re a monster!

I once heard a radio spot advertising “the all new Nissan Rouge!”

See? It’s win-win - more revenues for infrastructure for the greenies, and more street cred for the coal rollers!

The pants are the main part of the punishment.

Third Offense addendum: forced to ride a bicycle or take the bus for those 6 months (suspend the license)

So the Laffer Curve, but for fines and penalties instead of taxes?

This is even better!

Door closes with a hollow feeling rather than with a reassuring “thump”

I’d thought of leaving it there... But I wanted to really hammer the point home

Angry upvote.

This sounds like the beginning of a joke:

As the kids say “WhatEVRV...”

Seriously, this is poor design/implementation from Kinja (what’s new, right?)

I would wager hybrids don’t cost as much: my parents have had a Prius, a Camry Hybrid, and currently a CT200h - and they are extremely “frugal” - so if insurance was high, they’d probably gripe about it.

Supérintendente Chalmers (pronounced “Shal-meres” because French)

My favourite part of this line is what Red Forman’s crew (he really settled down after he met Kitty) said in response: it’s clearly “Aww, f**k you!” but I remember the captions were “Aww, FOR you!” to protect the sensibilities of the hearing-impaired. Because a little f-bomb in a movie with buckets of blood and gore…

“Your move, creep.”