You’re not dealing with a bunch of Smooth Criminals here

I wouldn’t say you’re cynical, so much as this is a “fool me once, shame on you - fool me twice, shame on me - fool me three times.....” situation

No change from the usual then?

I know I shouldn’t.... but I keep having a recurring temptation to get a RX8 as a family-car.

When I had my BRZ, I ran into a couple with a pair of RX8s (his and hers) and their baby (!!!) at a HPDE event.

Yeah, but the S2000 gives you unlimited headroom in 6 seconds and the press of a switch!

Tesla has “Full of Self Driving”

“the trunk appears to have opened during the landing”

Not worth my time to spell it out for you! 

RacistCopsMakingPension?

Yeah, keep arguing in bad faith... because that’s clearly exactly what I’m saying!

Grade 7?

“Rule of Law” calls for the impartial treatment of all citizens by the same standards.

Yeah, but then the nutbars would all be like "look, they're putting us in re-education camps, just like in Communist China!" 

“Je suis 'this guy'" 

Winning an argument against a smart person is hard, but against a stupid person, it’s damn-near impossible.

Not covid... Just idiocy. Education is the cure, but the "do my own research" types typically aren't well-acquainted with things like libraries or actual academic research. 

Related note, Ottawa police are finally moving in and arresting and towing the (massive Dr Evil air quotes) “Freedom” Convoy “protesters”

Nope... A good 2/3rds of Canadians were ok with the military coming down on these rioters. They've been afforded every privilege that BIPOC protesters have not. Cry me a Rideau Canal. 

The whataboutism is hilarious. Another comment about the blackface - which, honestly, is stupid and is racist (and also seems to be the only thing you keep going back to). But if you ask us POCs if we’re more upset about blackface or nutters who are actually assaulting people for the colour of their skin or their…