Can anyone clarify who I’m supposed to hate because of their association with Barstool? I read The Ringer, but Mark Titus goes on Pardon My Take. I like Rachel Nichols and The Jump, but she goes on Pardon My Take. Can I watch Desus and Mero even though they had dinner with PFT? Can I read this website, which has…

What was expected was one of the biggest contracts in baseball history, so let’s look at the comps for that and see if he is full of shit, or if those have been bad deals for the teams.

Yeah, I want to low-key call bullshit on the headline, because that wasn’t what happened. “Black Navy Sailor Shot and Killed By Man Attempting to Steal Car” would be accurate, and is still tragic, even though Attempted Thief doesn’t appear to have been acting out of racism, which is what I assumed had happened when I…

This, plus it HAS been fully defined, over and over and over again. That the rubes choose not to listen and twist it into what it’s totally NOT about is on them. Fucking morons.

You don’t like soccer? Cool. But, it really takes a special kind of arrogance to think that the billions of fans of the world’s most popular sport are missing something that you’re able to identify despite not watching the game.  Thanks for sharing your insight.

WHY DIDN’T YOU LET US SCORE LOTS OF GOALS?!?!

I don’t believe that was what happened at all. They played everybody back to defend any attack. That isn’t playing keep away with the ball.

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One of these days I’m going to make a google plugin that automatically reroutes Deadspin.com to some other sports website. I’m just hate reading at this point. Like I get the point insane snark is the point, but god, calling a guy a shit head just because is irksome.