@TR3-A: It is, but that's partly what makes it so enjoyable to contemplate. #qotd

Ag, ek is jammer... :( #vwgolf

How can this be legal in the US? #1998alfaromeospider

@gessvt: Was this on Bizarro World? #chrysler

Go to their website - the ellipsis plus comma thing is all over it like a nasty rash.

Interesting to see their reasoning:

I'm going to patent Truck Nutz with built-in Ventiports, and then retire on the proceeds. #qotd

Aw shucks, you shouldn't have.

@skaycog: Cheers! #truckmonday

@skaycog: Ah, Turkey, home of De Soto, Fargo and, indeed, one of the very last remnants of the once mighty (well, relatively) British Motor Corporation. Yes, BMC still exists, but only in Turkey.

@skaycog: Maybe it sounds dumb of me to say it, but I think it's somewhat sad that you can't even buy a Mercury in Canada anymore, let alone a Mercury truck.

@Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness: Is that a Mercury? #truckmonday

If they chop the roof I will kill a puppy. #ecoboost

Ever get the feeling the photographer is trying just a bit too hard? #photography

Why is T-Pain standing like he's taking a whizz with an invisible wang? Unless that's what the other guy is holding in his hand.

@Ash78 isn't really gone, but sorta is:

1. Toilets, obviously

Too fat to get off the toilet? Too lazy to sit down on it? Honda's Mr Opportunity is back, and he's knocking for YOU, Lardy McLardpants. Presenting.....

@MushyHeirloom: Sorry, I got confused. I only have one of those stupid Gregorian-style calendars. Need new one with these updates. #motortober

@alexander_the_car_salamander: Isn't that the month between Sock-Tober (National Knitted Footwear Month) and Flock-Tober (National Month of Birds in Large Groups)?