@MushyHeirloom: Cock-Tober being, of course, the month dedicated to celebrating the heritage and contribution of the following Americans:

@GreenN_Gold: You're right. Heck, even "Month Dedicated to the Promotion of Mini Sales through Large Squash Based Campaign" sounds better than Motortober. #motortober

Don't they realise that the word before "-tober" has to have some phonic similarity to "Oct-"? Otherwise the effect is lost.

Didn't Canada have the first Micra for a few years? Maybe with its JDM label "March"?

When you build a replica Millennium Falcon in your bedroom it's an achievement. When you pay someone to build you a replica Millennium Falcon in their bedroom you're just rich. #cobra

How.... nice. #toyotamarkx

@900pilot: Absolutely. Kia is the new Hongqi. Or would be if it listened to us. #kiacadenza

We can only hope no adult diapers were harmed in the making of this news-story. #lolcars

Am I the only one who will miss the Amanti? America needs more cars that look like bowler hats.... #kiacadenza

i'm in ur car ... scaring the shit out of you. #bears

Ads like this make me cry like a baby for my dead friend Oldsmobile; but then I take some pills and come to my senses.

I cannot describe how much I feel Tatra needs to return to the automobile business. And how soon they need to do it.

@alexander_the_car_salamander:

@Ford Tempo Fanatic: In Americaland, the Lord shields the little ones from such things. Not so in heathen England, which might as well be France it's so godless and socialist. ;)

Speaking as a Brit, that might be the first bath those kids have had since Christmas.

Remind me again - which one is Thelma, and which one is Louise?

Swap Scion for Daihatsu. Seriously.

Said Ms. White to reporters