Raphael Warnock borrow Chico’s soap and not return it.

Shit, I was all set to grammar-nazi you after reading the first sentence. And then, . . .

The majority of those remaining are likely registered as “independent,” as most registration forms have a field for party affiliation. I had a friend who once wrote in “COMMUNIST,” and the town clerk threw a hissy fit.

Thanks! My little brother thought of it back in the 1980s. I like to think of it as an old family name. ; )

Ranked choice in my home state. I had the pleasure of voting for all 5 of Susan Collins’ opponents, Democrat first, and leaving hers’ blank. Same for Waddles!

Team Mitch over here.

I didn’t watch, and learned not to watch other two!

“In the immortal words of Walter Sobchak, . . . “

And if Donnie recycles his “Warren Buffett uses the same tax avoidance tricks” defense, Biden should go all Lloyd Bentsen on his flabby arse:

I would like to hear Biden advocate for fairer taxes for “billionaires, or even millionaires like you and me, Donnie.” It would be a freaking gut-punch.

2 words to consider: Republican fuckery.

I think it’s possible that, in his mind, cocaine is a drug and adderall is a medicine. An anti-drug person would deal with the dissonance that way (i.e. how could he be a drug addict when it’s prescribed to him by [several] doctors?). Could be that he snorts it too for those special ranting occasions.

With his Kentucky-Fried diet, perhaps he’d look even more like Jabba the Hut without the drug?

I know we’re not supposed to diagnose, but Donnie’s got all the mannerisms of an adderall abuser. This observation comes from a former adderall abuser.

Here’s hoping my vote for her opponent gets there on time!

Fuck.

Here’s a quick one. Supermarket restroom, unisex, hot summer Saturday morning — on the toilet seat are two houseflies chowing down on the previous occupant’s ass-crack sweat. That’s all I’ve got . . .

Even better trolling would be to tilt the square shape 45 degrees and patent the “new diamond shape,” similar to the old Shreddies campaign in the UK:

“Maybe she can move to another state and she can lose another Senate seat.”

“Ronald Jeremy Hyatt” is his birth name. I learned this today.