“Nobody thinks their period will be blue.”

And I went to the Urban Dictionary to see if “cheat” was another word for Spanx or something. Like, “is that what the kids are calling it?”

More like the Divided Methodist Church, amirite?

Isn’t that what “Mr. Lift-o” was all about?

Err, that’s “mooning,” not sunning.

Hot take: Epstein faked his death.

Hey Jerry, I scrolled back thru random Barfbags to find any comment of yours to reply to — just wanted to tell in case this whole place implodes that you’ve been a favorite. Wishing you all the best!

Johnny Unitas ??

I’ve always felt the same about the viral “keep fuckin’ that chicken!”

Does anyone else think this asshole faked his death?

My Mom sez I’m cool !!

If any publicity is good publicity (hey, it’s 2019) she should totally be plugging her hubbie’s Target collection in all courtroom and paparazzi photo ops.

So much of that money goes to ads - $100s of millions to TV, FB, IG . . . that these gatekeepers will never run a story or investigation attacking or even questioning the status quo.

I think that once the impeachment inquiry & spectacle get up and going, Republicans on the committee will be dragging Biden’s son through the mud to such an extent that Joe’s numbers will take a big hit. I just hope he gets the message soon enough.

There are wealthy Republican donors an PACs who’ll pay good coin for any embarassing footage they can edit and disseminate.

If she responded with anything related to “A modest Proposal,” tomorrow’s Breitbart headline would be “AOC’s MODEST PROPOSAL !?” and by next week they’ll be running it on the Fox chyron and debating it on CNN.

If she responded with anything related to “A modest Proposal,” tomorrow’s Breitbart headline would be “AOC’s MODEST PROPOSAL !?” and by next week they’ll be running it on the Fox chyron and debating it on CNN.

The Republicans are scaring their voting base (and fundraisers) by using her as a bogey(wo)man.

I think the point of it was an attempt to make her look like a lightweight, and to capture it on video.

“You’re a bad man!! . . In the cornfield with you!!”