“You’re a bad man!! . . In the cornfield with you!!”

Oh look, it’s Choad Kragger! Can we make this a thing?

Taking the cue from Jack Nicholson, I default to calling everyone “babe,” no matter which gender.

O: Is this your first child?

If you’re not a “radical leftist” now, then you never were.

Was not expecting a neckbeard.

Aia should’ve added “2 black eyes and broken nose” to that description.

Thanks for this. I was a pre-teen in the Boston ‘burbs when Reggie played for the Sox. Sure, Boston has its racist assholes, but all us little shits in my lily-white neighborhood used to hold the bat high behind the ear “to be like Reggie.” He was cool as shit!

(Google) bombs away?

And who among us hasn’t played freshman basketball in the 1970s on PCP?

Nice. Looks like I just fly my Lear Jet up to Nova Scotia, though that would be so vain of me . . .

Nice. Looks like I could just fly my Lear Jet up to Nova Scotia, though that would be so vain of me . . .

Marc Gasol was never called an asshole. (Not like you...)

hmu, Kate!

Last time I had an MRI they piped in John Tesh’s radio show on the headphones for 45 minutes. I wouldn’t wish that experience on anyone.

Another commenter a few weeks ago suggested using Kraft’s O-face as his Deadspin avatar, making me spit out my coffee.

Here’s the link to the full financials. The filed statements are unaudited, and the notes are pretty useless.

Here’s the link to the full financials. The filed statements are unaudited, and the notes are pretty useless.

What is/are GAAP, if not unwritten rules?

And did Ed Kranepool ever return Chico’s soap?