Verily, you’d get all those dickheads that think the article’s for real.

I’m sorry son, but you must have him confused with someone else. His name is Roger Murdoch, he’s the co-pilot.

Someone who knows he’s mic’d up?

Thanx, it’s an old family name. ; )

“One way to decide is determine whether Bugs regularly mispronounces other words too . . .”

This administration’s incompetence is its saving grace. Bush/Cheney did more long-term damage than Trump ever could.

A term I’ve totally stolen is “Christains,” to distinguish from actual Christians.

North suburban Boston ‘80, had to do disco dancing in PE. Outside route 128 was Aerosmith country, toxic twins era, so this went over like a wet, pungent fart.

It’s funny that, of all teams, the capitals would eschew capitalization.

Verily, karma zabytch . . .

Awright, who updated Danny Ainge’s wiki?

It sucks that many will equate one with the other, and see it as “both sides do it” partisan bickering. Republicans are always looking ahead when accusing the Democrats of something nefarious. It’s never simple projection that motivates them.

Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I’m hoping he gets blue balls to last for a lifetime.

Those little bastards colonized my wireless mouse in 2013.

Whither “Keep fuckin’ that chicken?”

I believe that the Russians helped the Republicans steal the election (fuck those bullshit “recounts”), not just for Trump but for a Republican congressional majority, too. Remember the week before the election? Legitimate pollsters and pundits were not only predicting Trump’s defeat, they were predicting a serious…

As another over-50, I can explain it using a new-found paste-link skill:

“. . . a quarter-finished Jeff Koons sculpture of a peanut’s ballsac,”

“Honey,” “Mommy” not nearly as creepy.

Kerber’s time was up. Mark her over!