I call bullshit. Pence calls his wife “Mother,” which is creepy as hell.

00:16

Aww, that’s so mundane. Can’t it be a “dead girl or live boy” thing?

Roger Ailes: dead.

“you will not replace us”

A young Robert Kraft??

At least the admin didn’t send letters threatening expulsion to the student body a la Notre Dame with Dubya back in the day.

Don’t wanna know about the “tuna surprise”

First will come the claim that he never “knowingly” humped a shark.

Always Dreaming is a mudder, whose mudder was a mudder.

I’ve totally stolen “so-called ruler of the United States (SCROTUS)“ from another kinja commenter.

“The Washington Post reports that, on Clarke’s watch, four inmates died during a six-month period in 2016.”

I was sorta hoping that “Sean Sphincter” would get traction.

Horace Mann was a Massachusetts education reformer in the mid-19th century, an early advocate of universal public education. There are about 50 schools nationwide, from elementary to post-secondary, bearing his name. It’s more unusual that his name is also associated with an insurance company.

Jen, I’m single and you’ll love it here in Montreal!

Olde fuck here. Gotta give some love to the Bally Wizard. Simple, but the action still holds its own compared with the whole LED era that followed.

Ay, I’ll have you know I was offered a visiting Chair at Harvard University.

This seemed like a good re-branding at the time:

“Obamacare” was a cynical branding job by the right wingers to evoke a visceral hatred of the ACA no matter what was actually in the bill. The rubes wouldn’t necessarily dislike “affordable care” on its merits, but to favor “Obamacare” was to favor Obama, God forbid. They did the same in the 1990s with “Hillarycare.”…

Dude must have been so used to making those tags at the plate as a catcher with his knee/shin guards. Spikes have consequences.