As an undergrad long ago, I participated in Model Arab League. It was 1986 and my school chose to represent Libya, so we got to be antagonistic as hell to all the Gulf States.

I’ve a penis, but with my username it’s only fitting that I give this bill my unqualified support. Viva la rivoluzione!

This is all I’ve got:

Old active person here. Fuck golf.

A møøse once bit my sister...

The draft lottery is the NIT of the NBA. Who wants to watch those teams actually play ball?

Tom Morello schooled him in 2012:

In a similar vein, I prefer Jon Stewart’s

I remember “Socks on the Run.” It was a 1974 hit song by Fweet.

Damn, you got there first. Have a stahh.

I dunno. . . What was Kelly’s YAC last season?

Tomi Lohren would be perfect to play Barbie.

Watery tart 2020!

Past, alas, but —

That’s a good iguana? Yes, that’s a good iguana.

She also married her agent after busting up his marriage. Feel slightly better?

Uh-oh. First Berry, now Barris. Norris should be watching his back.

“. . . and one word, unprecedented, that I would like to see disappear from the lexicon.”

IANAL, but Massachusetts’ ad hoc “upskirts” law is the only restriction I can think of.

When Spy magazine in the 1990s tagged him as a “short-fingered vulgarian,” it was a shot at his cheapness. Somewhere along the way the meme changed to “tiny hands/small dick,” but I’m not sure exactly when or by what means.