I lived in Dorchester as an undergrad in the late 80's/early 90s, and one random Saturday night my phone rang. “Hello?” said I. The caller, a star-crossed ‘tween girl, cut right to the chase. “Do you know any of the New Kids on the Block?” I truthfully told her that I don’t, but my kid brother met Joey’s dad in the…

“Smell my finger??”

I believe it all started when, under the initial straightforward points system, the series title would be clinched with 5 or 6 races remaining. This saw viewership the remaining races take a nosedive. Sponsors were pissed, and NASCAR is all about the sponsors.

A good troll would be for the NYT et al to “name” all of their unnamed sources “John Barron.”

There was also the awesome Canadian mountain biker Stevie Smith, 2013 World Cup champ, who tragically passed away last year.

What you did there, I see it.

Not necessarily complex, but 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

LBJ wasn’t fat, he just needed a little extra room for his nuts and bunghole!

Something tells me Betsy would mispronounce it, as in Blanche’s surname, as well. 

I like what G. B. Shaw said of Great Britain 100 years ago:

Wayne County is all for it:

It was a sad day when women started calling me “sir.”

Sorry, but this would be child’s play for Kellyanne. She would say The Apprentice was “the number one show of it’s kind,” and run with it.

Starred for the shout-out to Woburn. Rhymes with “Cuban,” you know.

If this were a troll job, wouldn’t “Abbas H. Shirmohammadi” be the perfect name for the photographer? Just sayin’ . . .

Uh-oh, here’s when PBS gets privatized . . .

I can vouch for the Intourist, Moscow!

No, silly, that was Ted Cruz’s dad, duh.

Which channel is “Oww, My Balls!” on in the Boston area?

. . . Yeah but, James Bond playing fucking poker? Blackjack, maybe. Baccarat, definitely. But poker??