The impeachment served its purpose. It made the process look so partisan and ridiculous that it effectively took impeachment “off the table” while the Cheney administration was committing actual crimes.

Nah man, Mr. Cruz is the Unpopular Cunt.

I’ve been a Pats fan for over 40 years, my dad held stock from the 1960 IPO. Froze my ass off watching them lose at Harvard, Alumni and Schaefer Stadiums as a boy...

Hate to be that guy, but wouldn’t that be “rape accusations” or “rape complaints?” These are civil proceedings, not criminal.

I’ll call Hannity . . .

That’s Serotta wheelie bad puns.

Gawker’s notorious Tomato Troll has crossed over to DS.

He needs a touchdown dance. Pumphrey Pump, anyone?

As in “holeszz.”

Have we ruled out Kevin Bacon??

Whose lies went unquestioned by the networks because his unqualified son was appointed fucking chairman of the FCC?

“So you sell a piece of the house at market & give away ATM warrants for free?”

Our television networks depend on a close, emotional campaign to generate all that sweet ad revenue. This cannot be stressed enough.

Awaiting confirmation from the Boaty McBoatface crew...

Figure 8 was a regular Saturday night feature at my local track in rural Maine during the late 80s/early 90s. The racers were said to be “a different breed of human.”

* had swum

As a US American living in downtown Montreal, I’ve found that what holds this multi-cultural city together is the underlying realization that none of us really belong here.

I was 17 at a Dead show in Providence, tripping balls that night.

I remember but did not understand the Tet Offensive. Also Nixon’s 1st term election, but not the Johnson administration or the MLK/RFK assassinations.

What’s needed is a line of TSA-approved sex toys.