Wow, way to project. I didn’t say anything about anyone else’s (your?) financial situation or how they should make their own decisions on what phone to get. If it’s that big of a deal to them (you) then obviously more research would be required for that decision. But you’re obviously here to score internet points and…

I miss hanging up on my asshole boyfriend by slapping my Moto Razr flip phone as hard as I could.

But if there’s no swamp, where will all the Pepe the Frogs live?

lol emails brah.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

Here’s hoping they send a YUGE file of dick pics.

I read an article in the Washington Post the other day that mentioned a woman and her husband, who both get health insurance through Obamacare. The husband is on the list for a liver transplant. They both voted for Trump. And the wife was like, “Wait, he’s really going to cut Obamacare? I thought that was just talk!…

I feel guilty, but when I hear about states like Texas losing their abortion coverage a part of me is just like you know what, good.

Oops, sorry for hitting you twice. Yeah- it’s kind of crazy. I’m trying to picture Rooney Mara at tailgate parties or generally sitting around watching football. It... doesn’t come naturally.

I’ve read articles where people voted for Trump and are now shocked that he’s probably going to be going after THEIR benefits. People do this all the time. Somehow, when they receive benefits or entitlements, it’s worth it. And somehow when other people receive the same, they’re freeloading. And somehow when someone…

I saw some stats regarding the most recent enrollments in the ACA, top 5 states with most enrollees ALL went to Trump.

I’m having a hard time feeling any sympathy for Trump voters who get health benefits via the exchange or who receive Medicare/Social Security who seem stunned that the continuation of these benefits is now in real jeopardy. I feel sorry for everyone smart enough not to vote for Trump who will lose access to these…

It’s interesting how different that’s been. I personally just despair even more when I see this shit (like, HOW did you not realize these things before you voted??? HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID?), but I have a lot of friends who react the same way you do.

As terrifying as this whole thing, the schadenfreude I get from seeing supporters’ eyes open about how they were conned has been beautiful. Just beautiful.

Never forget, Newt was the guy who literally served his wife divorce papers while she was recovering from cancer surgery. And then cheated on the women he left her for (and married) with the woman who became his current/3rd wife. And once told a girlfriend that he could only have oral sex with her (him receiving, of…

What is sad is that I don’t totally understand football, but I know this information.

going high hasn’t worked for us since what - 2000? i am sick of it. i am sick of us having to be the reasonable, rational ones. fuck all of that. they go low and they win. they go low and they obstruct a president for an entire 8 years. it is time to go low.

But if you’re still jonesing for Resting JLaw Acting Face, create your own homebrew version by standing in front of a mirror and trying to remember the last eleven places you put your car keys.

My friends son had a high fever overnight he waited and took him to the urgent care In the morning where he had a seizure and had to be taken by ambulance to the emergency room. That really saved a lot of money didn’t it?

My father did this to me when I was a kid (control issues, not money concerns) and the delay was enough for my arm to not heal quite right. It hasn’t had any deliterious effect on me physically long term, but I’ll point out that as an adult I don’t speak to my father anymore. There’s a number of reasons for that, but…