I was sure it would be a flop! Guess they schooled me!

I Yet Again Was Not Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar, But I Was Sent One

One good thing is most health/outbreak decisions are made by state health departments. Even the CDC isn’t “regulatory” and could be overridden by local DOHs going to the WHO for info.

This is me every day.

The people who voted Trump were overwhelmingly from regions with high indicators for depression. These are people we failed to offer hope.

Dumbass guy I knew from our hick hometown voted for Johnson because he was AWAKE and wasn’t going to be taken for a fool by our two-party system. Nope. God forbid a straight white guy be taken for a ride. Way to go, RJ, you fucking dicksmack.

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

Best possible apocalypse scenario.

On the list of Classic Blunders right after “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line” is “never get in a small town turf war over a cat”

“watching movies, drinking wine and randomly just look at the ceiling shouting “FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!” ?

Someone who eats KFC with a fork!!!!

It’s a good read when you’re about 15. If you’re a literate adult, you run the risk of rolling your eyes out of your head, so I don’t recommend it.

ive never understood the fascination with rand. her writing was so bad. terrible awful writing.

Look, before we talk about the factors that might lead to white criminality, I think we need to talk about white-on-white crime. Why are white people not condemning their own when they are also victims? Where is the outrage about that, hmmm?

it’s not racist to say it, it’s just how it is among those communities

And if Michelle Obama had refused to live in the White House like Princess Melania is doing, the world would have exploded in 2008.

This family is disgusting and representative of everything wrong with our legal system. If these people lived in Compton, Brooklyn, or Newark, they would all be in jail, with the kid not getting out until he was stooped and gray.

I’m waiting for Jack Dorsey to pull the trigger, waiting like a lion waits for an elderly and/or ailing wildebeest.

My favorite line in the Vanity Fair article:

That’s what we’re calling the Cabinet now, right?