See, I take exactly the opposite lesson. If there’s one thing that unites all baseball fans, it’s the umpires. I’m OK with technology helping us determine if a homer was really a homer, but the tyranny of the men in black brings the whole world together. If we defeat them for all time, we’ll only have each other to…

Ah, you approve of injuring someone for playing baseball well.  Got it.

I’d want him on my team.

If you don't want someone to stop and stare at a home run (an objectively cool thing to do), don't let him hit a home run off your pitch

He would have lasted longer if he was thinking about baseball.

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

The on-board video provides the best angle...

For the love of everything, as even this site has documented many, many times, the L-platform IS NOT AN MB PLATFORM. It uses some Mercedes parts and design elements, but it was designed by Chrysler for Chrysler.

Also because the guy initially thought the kangaroo looked friendly instead of instantly wanting to punch it in the face.

How do we know that kangaroo isn’t Matthew Dellavadova? ...Oh wait, it didn’t fall down like it was injured after attacking the man.

I don’t want to start an argument, but I think Big Papi made his money well before he started caddying.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Um, it’s highly unlikely it’s the Republican judge you would need to worry about.  Not a long history of Republican judges siding with criminals.  It’s more likely the social justice warrior judge you need to worry about.  They don’t want to offend the criminal.  Much better to prosecute the person who was the victim…

The year was 1988. I cane home from college and went to a local semi-pro hockey game. They were running a promotion where three people were chosen to compete to win fried chicken by shooting pucks into an empty net. My program # was chosen.

American Ugly, still better than British Hot. Drive Chevrolet.

They need a better evacuation plan. 

Unless he knows how to build a pitching staff, they're still going to suck.

Well, he did stress that everyone should be bringing their pets, so the limited food wouldn't be an issue.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

I’m surprised she told you about that.