Let this man have his Triple Crown.

Definitely one of the dumbest suspension mods I’ve ever seen.

Sweet, a Hellcat WS-6.

Doesn’t seem to stop Sal Perez.

Nah, it’s off glass.

To the other 11 Cavs:

“Who’s Brandon Stokely?” - Brandon Stokely

Just making some boils. Purdue man through and through.

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

I don’t really have a joke, just want to say as one of the people delayed hours that day: fuck you, TJ

Ask and ye shall receive:

Sounds like my first date.

If someone said “this motherfucker” and pointed to me I would laugh about it-especially in the context of framing pitches. Even saying “you motherfucker” to me wouldn’t set me off.

I’m shocked the guy with neck tats behaved in a less than gentlemanly manner.

Trigger warning for Cards fans:

Looks like Upton wasn’t the only one who let up on the play. Shouldn’t Trout be in position to back-up Upton in case the ball bounce away like it did? With Encarnacio batting he should’ve been shading toward the left field to begin with, and Upton still managed to get to the ball before Trout.

Counterpoint: Any billionaire who wears a shirt with the 80’s metal glam band Tesla on it is fucking awesome.

Oh cool, a guy commenting on baseball who doesn’t know where right field is.

Wow, Vlad Sr. was within 30 feet of the pitch and didn’t swing?