Wow, Vlad Sr. was within 30 feet of the pitch and didn’t swing?

JUST LIKE YOUR MOM

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

Chriss cross because he can’t jump jump.

Offensive Linemen are Fat: News at 11

Well, that and the fact that the proposed facility would just be the back seat of an Escalade.

gOd tHaT lOoKs HoRriBLle fRoM tHaT ANglE.

Excuse me, would you kindly shut your whore mouth?

She should probably not be driving.

As a huge horseracing fan, I can guarantee you there are MUCH easier ways to fix a horserace that don’t involve jumping off a horse going 35 mph.

You would fail highway design 101. Stick to arts and sciences.   

They should stack up the wrecked cars on their lawn like bloody heads on a spike as a ruthless and savage example to outsiders.

Me thinks large granite bolders need to become part of this home owners next landscaping project.

It’s about time the WWF actually started having wrestling matches.

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Duke still sucks though.

I’m pretty sure all subs can go all the way to the bottom. Coming back up on the other hand...

I know a guy that bought a Euro-market Audi in Canada and had it imported from there into the US. Not sure how many hoops he had to jump through.

“Quit lookin’ at your stupid VORP spreadsheets and learn to grip a damn baseball, you fucking pansy.”

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