Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.

If more adults brought gloves with them to the park, this could have been avoided.

He looked way too much like Viserys

Silver lining - his OBP this season is .299, so he’s improving!

in russia, green lights you.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

You’re a typo.

You’re debating between Mets fan and Giants fan when the guy has Mr. Red as his avatar?

Perhaps if Turner was more focused on baseball instead of trying to fuck Brienne of Tarth their winning streak would still be in tact.

“That’s not an all-white rule...”

This. We have a ‘94 3.8 that taught 5 kids to drive and has endured endless abuse. It looks awful but won’t quit running.

I call bullshit on this story. There’s no way Joe Buck has a friend.

MLB SPRINT SPEED: BROUGHT TO YOU BY SPRINT. SPRINT: “ISN’T THAT THE ONE WITH THE VERIZON GUY? OR WAS THAT THE PINK ONE?” WITH SPEEDS UP TO 5G-LTEGBTQ ITS A HOME RUN FOR THE AMAZING NEW IPHONE SO LONG AS YOU ARE WITHIN 500 FEET OF A PRIMARY TOWER OTHERWISE YOU BASICALLY OWN AN IPOD TOUCH. SPRINT: “I’M BEHIND ON MY…

Now now. Should be: “You shut your fucking whore mouth!”

You shut your fucking mouth.

Björnsson filed an official appeal requesting that footage of his final rep be reviewed, but it was denied.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

You forgot step 5: “Verify bill is flat, crack open a 24 oz. Monster, and put on some Limp Bizkit.”