The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

A 5-second violation is for in-bounding the ball and the ball was in-bounded. Next time understand the rules before you try to put blame on the refs/commissioner.

You’re a highly polluting death trap.

I’m pretty sure Zion’s not going to be playing in Europe after college.

Pretty obviously it’s a reference to our support of the Brits in the Falklands war.

Exclusive footage of a Demon doing a burnout in a wet road.

2.576 seconds to 60 if launched at 3500 RPM?

First:

Also, Deadspin went down to Ted Fucking Cruz

More like eight...

A crappy tin can Jap car...

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

better view through the tunnels.

I hate Boston douchebaggery but I also hate, ESPN, so much...SO. TORN.

I can’t believe he didn’t call him “Mr. Kraft” in the hashtag. Where’s the respect?

I’d start with when you get punched in the face and they fall down.

Here, let me fix it:

Eli’s in the picture, right between the two guys with boots on. You just can’t see him because he’s the same color as that boat.