I’d start with when you get punched in the face and they fall down.

Here, let me fix it:

Eli’s in the picture, right between the two guys with boots on. You just can’t see him because he’s the same color as that boat.

Pretty sure my stock 3.5l v6 Charger can do everything in that video. Not impressed.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

I dunno, I still vote this #1

“Big deal.”

Any list without Razor Shines or Biff Pocoroba are fraudulent.

No sweeter sound than the sound of liberal despair. Thanks.

Credit where credit is due.... he prefaced “Trump” with “president elect” and not “putrid orange peel with a toupee” like most gawker articles beat us to death with because they don’t realize it was only funny the first time...

Tolerance and inclusion only when they agree.

The raging from the left continues, spewing their hate on every page they can get a hold of...

So much for tolerance and inclusion form the left, huh?

I wanted to post images of a circle jerk and put a picture of gawker media in the center to make an analogous representation of the editors’ collective anti-trump opinions. Fortunately, I’m at work and would probably be fired for GIS’ing “circle jerk.”

+1 to myself for spelling “pirouette” correctly without looking it up or using autocorrect

Not saying it’s a foul, but he clips Reddick’s left leg with his own left as he’s taking off. It’s not much contact but could have been enough to throw off his landing. Or, more likely, he felt the contact and then decided not to stick the landing to try and get the foul.

It says three seconds into the video that it’s a 0-60 mph test. In graphics. Right there for you. Why did you just try to write an article acting as if you’re deducing what is actually shown. There’s nothing sneaky about it, and this article kind of pisses me off. Both because it’s click baity as all hell and because…

You reached out to Faraday Future for comment. Shit, so has the state treasurer for Nevada.

The whole thing reminds me of Adam Sandler’s “Dude, Buddy, Homie” which I will NOT link to here because we’ve all been caused enough aural damage for one day.

Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that.

Officer: Nice work, but you’re lucky to be alive right now.