please let this be a series where you update us every time they lose a game.

The Cardinals and their fans are always so butt hurt for no reason whatsoever. I love it.

And you would LOVE IT, because you clearly have a fan-martyr complex.
You’d be able to further entrench yourself in the opinion that you’re better fans than everyone else. And the hatred you receive...and the way you rise above it just proves that.

If douchebag fans like you didn’t exist, Deadspin wouldn’t run those…

Whatever country’s flag he’s wearing, I hope we kicked the shit out of it in some unjustifiable war and forced democracy onto its people.

Sorry, but I am willing to bet many of the ghosts of those who have fallen would have been cheering that shit on the whole time. We’re all cut from the same cloth.

Will someone please inform local farmers that the Jersey swap is at the end of the game?

Ah, the days when Johnny Manziel and Tiger Woods* would have fit right the fuck in, because men were men and everyone else kept their fucking mouths shut.

eh, mick was probably drunk tho

Yeah, he’s going to read this and get his feelings hurt.

That’s a common misconception. So long as you drill at least 800 feet into the asteroid, it works fine.

This thing is not ok

No. She’s still in Kentucky

Wu Ke mistake.

Sorry, Cam’s actions on Sunday were far less egregious than that fucking commercial Wilson did with Macklemore...

Bartolo Colon is now searching for those delicious meatballs.

Billy, if you want to die because of something a Brazilian soccer player did you should just officiate a Brazilian soccer match.