nobody cares that you don’t care. i’m trying to help you by telling you this. get over it.

Morehead isn’t a real state.

If you don’t like the other team scoring points, maybe you should try to stop that from happening.

just don’t be a doofus and pay attention to what you’re supposedly a professional at and maybe you wouldn’t have made this mistake.

why do they have to waste time on home runs by running around the bases? just save the 20 seconds it would take. that’s gotta be the next time saving rule, right? i hate everything about the idea of time saving in baseball.

HEY EVERYBODY I HAVE A COMPLETELY ORIGINAL THOUGHT THIS IS A STUPID CAR AND I DON’T CARE ABOUT IT NEITHER SHOULD YOU I’M AN ORIGINAL THINKER BUT YOU’RE ALL IDIOTS FOR NOT THINKING THE SAME THING I JUST CAME UP WITH ON MY OWN.

yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Crosley Field in Cincinnati flooded in 1937. The river in the background of this picture isn’t the Ohio River. It’s Mill Creek, which runs into the Ohio River on the West side of downtown Cincinnati.

maybe if he didn’t suck.

you’re right. you’re an asshole.

legislation has never been written to save lives.

you should feel bad for typing this. i feel bad for you.

did you at least get a top hat out of the deal?

Sounds good to me.

You can have that opinion. You’re wrong, but you can have that opinion.

Hold on, everybody. We got a badass over here.

Eli’s in the picture, right between the two guys with boots on. You just can’t see him because he’s the same color as that boat.

It wasn’t a pitch that Villar beat. The pitcher had stepped off the rubber before throwing to the catcher.

I don’t know if it’s been edited, but the article says “... $707 a month on a 12,000 mile, 36-month lease. Before you get all excited, wait until you see the down payment. To hit that $707 a month figure...”

Growing up in Indianapolis, Razor Shines was a legend.