I don’t remember it being this controversial when God was a white woman. And Canadian.

That was how God was explained to me by my rabbi. But perhaps I should say “God’s physical presence”. It might be inelegant but the idea is that God is the creator of everything, an omnipotent being.

Blasphemer! Blasphemer!

Taco that craps ice cream 2020

I wonder if some of these pastors are aware that Jesus was a middle-eastern Jew and not northern European?

HO HO HO, HO

I’m in Columbus with family for the holidays. I’d like to be of service while here, heading back to Brooklyn Wednesday. Just point me in the right direction.

This with no parachute.

I have never noticed that and will now have to keep an eye out for it. Not that I have false eyelash skills either.

Also any knowledge about applying false eyelashes. They are ALWAYS on crooked.

I’m not sure I agree with you, but your language is so beautiful, so stars anyway.

“I don’t play golf and I don’t have a mistress.”

It’s super petty, and this man is clearly above it, but I would love for the case to be thrown out by the state supreme court and for him to keep the bulk of that $58k. Then, I’d like for him to install a bitchin’ dyno in his garage. Then, I’d like him to build some insane, 2,000 hp alcohol drag car, and proceed to…

THE RIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS!

these things don’t come across online, so a lot of people use (s/) or (sarcasm of course) to facilitate.

He isn’t trying to help. He’s trying to be an asshole.

And also for being “Youtube celebrities.”

Agreed. I mean, theoretically it could be true and yes, some people are naturally thin, but most people aren’t. I am an average sized person now and I recently lost 50 pounds I had gained from not moving and eating like crap and I work out a lot and I still have to eat low-calorie, no refined sugar or carbs, and eat…

Hey now. A one half suspension straightened Johnny Manziel out.

I also think she has a friend board in her office. Like with headshots of all the people she’s considering. And she has a little bio and pro/con list under each of their pictures and she just considers it.