Kris telling Kim, “You were married for 72 days, that was like normal!” is the best thing I have heard all week.

“Gorilla warfare” gets me every time.

Yeah, lets be real for a minute, if all those numbers added up to $0 we wouldn’t be having this conversation, because the old guys wouldn’t have ridden their penny farthing to the post office to mail their letter.

They’re all actually Strom Thurmond. He never died. Just kept sloughing off bits of himself to create new senators.

“we are aware of few applications that require download speeds of 25 Mbps.”