Piney basically ells you everything you need to know about glass as a person. He’s an unhygenic dweeb who neglects the safety of others about his dog... so why wouldn’t he be the same way about his apartment?

Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).

Purple Cottonelle (why do they even make the blue kind?).

Please, oh please won’t you help me get out of the greys? I check in to Jezebel about every oh, seven minutes or so throughout the day, and feel so at home here. I love being a part of a supportive community, and have had many a rotten day saved by checking in to see what everyone is up to...

I guess if you make enough people think that he’s someone who died in a terrorist attack it might start making it hard for him to get credit, pass background checks, etc., but that would seem to be dependent on also connecting his real name with his picture since most people don’t randomly run reverse image searches…

Louis Tully FTW.

Yes Jesus let it be so. The matte lip in various shades of Corpse need to be over. Hideous on 20-something’s and impossible for us 40-something’s.

Yes. I have listened to every episode of this, I first heard it when I was 17 oh so many years ago. “Petty Tyrant” is an amazing story, and “The Problem We All Live With” made me physically upset while I was listening to it.

Can I just say that as someone who also has bipolar disorder, this is very heartening.