Funniest thing I’ve read all day - and absolutely true !!

I don’t blame the homeowner - I saw headlights in my driveway a week ago, walked around the house to see who it was and discovered a stranger walking around my yard with his phone. When I asked if I could help him, his reply was, “No, I’m just looking for Pokémon.”. I politely informed him that Pokémon did not live in…