Don't worry guys, screenshot taken and saved to imgur for the foreseeable future so I can post it on the articles when you're spewing about how incredibly smart and inventive it was that Apple put the biometric scanner in the 5S.

PRISM integration?

To be fair, I think they'd be more useful on a handheld mobile device than on a desktop or laptop.

Marijuana cigarettes

You mean like how Lifehacker has ads that look like stories?

Am I the only one who interpreted this image subliminally as 'either way you get ass screwed?' Sorry. The shape. The arrow. The truth.

Even if you check in right at the 24 hour mark, you'll still get low A/high B seating.

I'll ask him!

"I have not murdered THIS many husbands!"

I thought this was about smartphone apps. I don't call computer programs "apps".

Congress isn't getting any money from this, it's the states that will be collecting more sales tax.

I blame Ganondorf for the existence of Hot Topic

NutureShock is an amazing book, and its first chapter deals entirely with what happens when you reinforce a child with "You're so smart." If you care enough to read it, I guarantee that it will overcome your objection and probably startle you. TLDR: Don't tell a child that they are smart. Tell them they worked hard.

replace beyeweled with SpaceChem if you want a puzzle game and Dirt with Portal 2.