Crystal Lake is not near Six Flags. It is the halfway mark to Rockford. It gets zero points. Trust me, I grew up there.

Multiple waypoints? Search Along Route? Drive Home / Drive to Work 3D Touch shortcuts? Or maybe a way to filter out from the search results places more than a bajillion miles away from my current location or, say, unreachable by car?

Dear Deadspin Community,

You missed the point: triathletes use these when training at lower altitudes for races in higher altitudes, usually Ironman Boulder events.

Can you please revise this article with... recent events?

Hay, mate, whut wuz it like in Gua’dians of da Galaxy? Wuz it cool to meet Zoo Saladana?

Could you use an energy gel loop for the inhaler?

Could you use an energy gel loop for the inhaler?

For the love of all that is holy, stop using these. This stopped making sense after the iPhone 4.

For the love of all that is holy, stop using these. This stopped making sense after the iPhone 4.

Are you allowed to record your interactions with a police officer during a traffic stop? Like Chris Rock’s selfies, but just record the entire conversation?

Michael Vick is in the Unlikeable Hall of Fame.

Two words: married up.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrongy McWrongerson, you are being paged to the Wrong Room. http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/send-a…

Totally ignoring the fact that Gordon is 220 and would have crushed the already-injured Posey. And the fact that the Royals were worthless against Bumgardner. Lame analysis, even for Deadspin.

Still down? You're abusing poor rawgit.com :(

My favorite part is from the video: "Pick him up! Put him over your shoulder!" GOOD IDEA THX GUY

Does it do OCR? Can I connect it to Evernote to do OCR?

What are you trying to say, that a professional cheerleader cannot be affiliated with a school?

Guys, I see the problem. He meant nuke the tiki torch wicks until the island is aglow with Mai Tais and FABULOUS. He's throwing the bestest passion tropics soiree ever! How do you think he got so many gay friends and family, by verbally abusing them at every possible opportunity including "Uncle Chuck" who is…

Chris Kluwe is Manti T'eo's made-up girlfriend.

Well, I wouldn't want anyone to see me as yellow.