Drus is a helluva drug.

Username/comment synergy!

If she doesn’t keep her Senate seat, maybe she can come back as Portia’s mom in a future season of The White Lotus.

Erin,

Erin,

I think we ought to continue shaming driving when you’re fucked up

Having Mayim Bialik as a host has immediately destroyed the reputation of Jeopardy!

I got my wobbly stool ready!

I think the thing I’m most excited about on here is a new season of “Somebody Feed Phil.” It’s such a gem.

I’m watching for Sylvie Grateau, the true heroine of this ridiculous show, and a freaking sex goddess, a.k.a. actress Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu.

#TEAMCRYSTELLE

Turn signal development derived from nobody ever using them.

Canadian grunge rockers Sloan answered this 30 years ago.

What a chump. He could've made a comeback by just cleaning up a bit but now he'll just end up dead. Oh well. What's done is Dunn...

they are the last modern trucks built to last.

Dump them. Done.

The hot second someone installs a keylogger on my PC, I’m dumping her like a used condom faster than you can say “psycho bitch.”

If you’re going to ask David Crosby a question on Twitter you should really be prepared to not like the answer.