All this talk about too much salt and Vlasic pickles? I haven’t bought a pickle in 20 years. It is dead simple to make your own quick dills and you can control exactly what’s in them (i.e. how much salt).

I agree. The first season took a while to get going. It’s tough trying to sell a bunch of easy-to-hate characters. 

Have you seen or read interviews with Cox? He’s got more standards in his toenail clippings than I have in my entire body. Probably took McD’s money and anonymously donated it to some Scottish homeless charity.

You can’t make an omelet without breaking a couple Gregs.

The 280 from 85 going north has got to be one of the prettiest freeways.

Enabled TPM in my BIOS and immediately my system changed the time from PST to EST. I have to manually force it back to PST. If I let it sync, it still thinks I’m on the east coast. This system has never been out of my Bay Area office.

I don’t know enough about anything to say whether this is justice or not, but I sure hope it is. I hope it’s enough to deter cops from murdering people in the future and I hope George Floyd’s family can garner at least a little peace from the verdict.

My wife and I were discussing this and I agreed with your position. She, however, said that there’s one thing all inmates have in common: They fucking HATE cops.

Exactly. Some people like to eat ass.

I’ve had more Airbnb hosts cancel on me than I’ve had to cancel myself. There’s never so much as a whisper. They just toss you aside for someone else.

I tacked up a bright square of poster board in the bathroom and bought a bunch of cute Disney stickers. Every time my daughter successfully used her little toilet, she got to pick a sticker and put it on the poster. We let her continue to wear a diaper if she wanted, but it was soon unnecessary.

Getting your schlong grabbed through a hole in the wall and getting your nuts caught in a zipper are pretty much the same thing as far as I’m concerned. Neither movie comes close to an Animal House quality of humor.

Take it from me: The more you know about lady parts, the happier everyone is going to be.

I just use water and a washcloth. Any residual soap would clog my micro-pores and give me pimples. Soap is only used where I can wash off with copious amounts of water (i.e. the shower).

Are we sure we want to classify TSAM as a rom-com? To me, it was more like Porky’s and its lot. A bunch of gags strung together around a skeleton of a plot. Nobody cared if these folks got together and lived happily ever after.

If he was female, he’d get in trouble for smashing that guitar.

Buzzy is my pick. I can’t stand any hosts who pause after the contestant gives their answer (question, actually). I’m guessing they pause because they don’t know the answer and are waiting for someone to tell them if it’s right or wrong. Obviously, no one is going to know every answer, but Buzzy knew most of them…

Seek out the series “Trust”. Fraser was a revelation in it.

Spotify is the only service integrated into my car’s system. Otherwise, I’d probably go with Apple Music.

What about Portugal? No one ever talks about them. Do they just get lumped in with Spain?