Ad suspicously does not list a VIN so you can’t run your own Carfax or more importantly a build sheet so you can see the original MSRP....ND 

Why was it shoved into a barn for decades? Because it’s a Malaise Era car with monster overhangs passing as styling cues, the V8 didn’t have any oomph when it was new, no title status, no mileage given, and those pinstripes are gauche on such a big personal luxury car.

The most important thing is that Airplane mode saves battery... It stops your phone from trying to scan for signal every few seconds...

$20,000+ of that depreciation is due to that name alone.

What if it had a “turbo” button like some computers did in the 90s?

Counterpoint: They were grossly too expensive to being with, so I just see it as $50k of depreciation and $20-30k margin grab taken off. I can’t imagine the margins on just upping the output of an electric motor through software. You could get an almost mechanically identical Audi RS etron GT for $150k (which was also…

Me waiting for them shits to drop another $50k in the next two years

The boomerest boomer mobile that every boomered. Retro styling of the early 00's, but with that added bubbliness of something that was swollen from a bee sting. Bad at being a truck, bad at being a car, bad at being a convertible.

The little one in front.

Please don’t make me explain why the Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet needs to be at the top, or near the top of this list.

It seemed to work fine for the DeLorean, so there’s that.

Yeah this is pretty fucking hilarious. “Well there’s your problem, you got your hundred thousand dollar piece of transportation machinery SLIGHTLY DAMP. What did you expect?”

Its almost as if,... bare steel may have been a poor choice for an automobile finish?

Material Scientist & Engineer / metallurgist here. Tesla is using a custom cold rolled 300 series stainless steel, so similar to type 304 and 316 austenitic stainless steel. Marketing name “ultra-hard 30X”.

Some Cybertruck owners say their fellow Cybertruckers are blowing things out of proportion, and one said it’s a good idea to not “...drive it in the rain, or get it wet.

Orange stain? Sounds like the new “presidential model.”

The submission of that completely obscure detail about the mundane Ford Taurus steering wheel is part of what makes Jalopnik great.

One would imagine they did that a long time ago.

No one can keep going forever, but I do find the Grand Tour, Clarkson’s Farm, and James May’s “Our Man In...” series by far the only watchable programming on Prime. They should throw more money at them to make content because Prime’s other shows and movies aren’t worthy of Hallmark-channel’s discount bin.

I agree nobody should own a car older than 2023 and also all cars should be no more powerful than 150 hp and all should be speed limited to 55 oh and no vehicles that way more than 3000lbs because these new EVs are so stupid and big and also Elon musk is so stupid and actually cars are really stupid too nobody should…