“Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb.”

Eat shit, blumpkin-lover.

you don’t know any women do you?

Shut..the entire..fuck up.

1 in 50  pregnancies are ectopic. (per the March of Dimes) We know that in Ohio alone at least 52 girls under 14 are raped and impregnated. None of these are rare enough to support your thesis.

Good. Cars deserve to get driven and not sit in a garage/warehouse somewhere.

Excellent list of Republican/conservative beliefs and actions. I just wanted to add a couple.

the last 5+ years have been a REAL eye-opener (I know, “what was I watching the 300 years before that??”) about how vicious and stupid so many Americans are, and of course it didn’t help that t***p not only bubbled up all that caveman stupidity but made them revel in it proudly.  More than ever before I want to move…

Immigrants aren’t people to them. 

It would help if journalists/commentariat who push the “it’s the economy” narrative took a clear look at their relatives and their communities which they coddle with this explanation. We are all feeling these scarcities together and the baby food scarcity is no different. Yet some people will get to say voting for the…

Baby formula should go to Americans before illegals.

These people want children to die. These people want to force women to give birth to unwanted children they (Republican politicians) would let starve. These people want women to die. They want to burn books. They want to erase the history of oppression of black and brown people in this country from being taught to…

Cavalier? I’m holding out for one of these, complete with the digital dash.

Like upgrading from riding a Greyhound bus to flying Spirit Airlines?

It’s a Cavalier, they were like that on the lot.

As soon as I saw the thing about him possibly leaving early to go join the actual fake news I told my wife, ok what scandal is he trying to get ahead of. Then a couple hours later it was revealed. He’s clearly trying to channel his inner Trump with his excuses and spin but he’s no Teflon Don. 

What we have here is a classic example of people not realizing that acting like Trump to avoid liability for criminal activity only works for a very few amount of charismatic and/or sociopathic people like Roy Cohn and Trump. Gaetz does not have what it takes to pull it off — and he will go down in flames.

Leaving Congress for Newsmax?

Fake news. His father got him out of multiple DUIs. 

The reports today that he was thinking about an early retirement from Congress to work at Newsmax stunk to high heaven. An ambitious bootlicker like Gaetz doesn’t just jump ship like that. He was probably trying to get out and ink a lucrative deal before the investigation became public, so that he could then pretend…