My brother and i have the same microwave. His microwave kills His wifi, mine does not. I wonder why that is.

I'm gonna find out who you are, wait until you have kids and show this to them.

how is that guy a caveman? i'm way hairier, guess that makes the pack leader

iTonic - Apple Juice. Reinvented

my bad, with "western countries" i mean usa, canada and western europe

the USA is still the most dangerous and violent western country. period.

i base this on german (and other european) systems, where there are two big parties and smaller (but still very much relevant ) as opposed to the american system with two allmighty parties with laughable-at-best third parties

thank you!

prepare your flamesuit

as if pigeons weren't already flying rats

this is an old thing in germany, especially bavaria, where taxidermist sold sewn together carcasses to gullible tourist

ah, parents

what is it that you Americans have with your "hard working American" "Freedom", "Liberty" and all those other stupid buzzwords that in no way represent your society. It really seems stupid to anyone not brainwashed by your media.

fat pants

i enjoy the luxuries of having a vacuum cleaner when confronted with unwanted spiderfriends.

i used to be a villain like you but then i took a bullet in the knee.

thanks

amen.

and did you know someone invented the telephone before there was an android version of it. get the fuck over it and realize that each vendor brings something new to the table

i agree on most point of yours, except for the last one. Couldn't it be possible for the 'Siri tv' to know its own audio and only hear the voice command?