give me my profile pic back.

it will be called iphone 4gs and look the same.

BUT THEY WILL FIND US! SILURIANS AND GRAYS AND REPTILIANS AND GREENS AND THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS IT ALL AND APPLE IS THE GOVERNMENT NO ONE IS SAFE!!!

alright, i have overreacted, sorry.

some of you americans are really weird and downright fundamentalist-extremist and really scary to most of us europeans. Do not let religion and false prophets make your opinions. think for yourself, do the research and stop with the fucking knee-jerk "abortion is murder" bullshit. it's. just. not. true.

what sex life? " If it is, a lot of women should be in the Hague serving time for crimes against me. "

why the hell would anyone even ask siri that? don't these insane people know that everything you say to siri is transmitted to apple as a soundfile which is then turned to text and sent back to the 4s? You're basically telling Apple something really really private.

your avatar icon is making me feel much less of a man! i demand you tell me how much of it is fake!

you just say that because you (and most other people) feel that somehow celebrities have to be outworldly beautiful and are appalled by seeing a picture like this depicting an actual person. If that woman walked up to you in real life and asked you out, you wouldn't say such a thing. She's a mediawhore, sure. but…

I bet a bunch of terrorists are already on their way to his lab.

maybe it's because i'm shortsighted and i don't wear glasses?

but i can see both images from both eyes. i see the hand that covers my right eye and i see the ring formed by the fingers on my left hand with my left eye. i am completely sure i do have stereoscopic vision, but the trick still does not work on me.

Can you feel it, Mr. Anderson, closing in on you?

the problem is that many americans dont know anything about europe. we know more about the usa than about other european countries, so it often strikes us as funny when we hear americans talk about freedom, tolerance, liberty, independence and all other cool buzzwords that many americans hold so dearly whilst not…

omfg.... DON'T google "typical apple user" with safe search off. first picture.

i'm more like an hipster hating cool-guy has-many-friends-and-a-girlfriend-and-listens-to-good-music kinda apple user.

Surprise! All white middle aged businessmen with glasses look the same!

booh hooh! I'M RICH booh hooh! I'm on two fucking boards! booh hooh i want to win the pissing contest!