@Robb Nunya: because i don't like the blues.

@dgkz0idberg: oh damn that was supposed to be in the kotaku forum.

i just broke up with my best friend (a girl) for the second time in a week, because i don't know what to do... I didn't want to be with her in the first place because i'm not very attracted to her physically and emotionally. Of course, now she's mad like hell at me. But i do think it's for the best, i don't want to be…

@RRW: rule 1&2

@JKLoogie: presumably "penis" or "tentacles"

nothing beats he nes i got for my birthday from my best friend with a large bag of weed jammed in the cartridge slot.

@AzureFlame24: jam it in your tv!

@ieatbabies: i admire your ability to go seriously hardcore.

@JonnyP: wii.

@Lordlic: well, zen have a nap. BUT ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

this is old... i heard of this some years ago. NASA is gonna announce green crab people

@Ron-Yr-Ar-Ttam: not so hot right now.

i'm a geosciences student and i approve of the scales used in this map.

@themightyspitz: also, why does he sing into a move controller?

welcome to the jungle

@orijimi: this feels very bully-like. need to check that one out.

@gerardoiscool:

@drizzt_rocks: only self-loathing depressed basement dwellers and grandmas have the amount of apathy and ignorance that is needed to accept how unloving a cat is.

@KingHippo: you just need shutter-glasses that are synced to the screen and the console.

dear sony,