@iamnomad: "why'd i have to wake up in a time with those newfangled tape recorders and whatnot?"

i and every one of my friends (16-29 years old) roughly send 3 texts a week each.

@Vamplosion: i know.

beans for breakfast. they must be braindead.

@Aekero: haha awesome comment.

@MiKHEILL: yeah he may'vebeen trolling, but in all seriousness, the ID tech 5 and unreal 3 engines on the idevices do look impressive. But that doesn't change the fact that (traditional pressing a button=action) gaming simply doesn't work that well on the iphone and touch. I know that frommy own experience. I could…

@soulever989: Rule 1&2 or you'll be rule34'd

@ZeroDown88: the iphone 4 has a 1 ghz cpu (don't know the gpu specs) and 512 mb of ram. the new touchhas the same cpu but 256 mb ram.

@Vidikron: yeah, i'm no American, so excuse me if that came off a little cocky. I'm sure every single one of those NFL guys could easily kick my ass.

wow, if the gameplay mechanics really work that well and the scripted pasages really seem like they're happening "for real" like this clip suggests, then this is the game i've been dreaming about since 10 or more years.

@Dark_Malice used the zapping gun! pew pew pew: you came?

seriously? that guy's a professional athlete? i'm just as fat/lazy looking. I'm gonna start playing some Football now.

@OMG! FriedPeeps: Rule 1&2 or someone will find out who you are and perform rule 34 on you!

Also the same guy who played Ballmer in Pirates of Silicon Valley

@BrainBubble: yes but do you know a real man?

...and I had them all.

@wjbean:

@Brdf: phones now come in portable versions!

wow, this is so much more convinient than the pesky pulling-a-shirt-over-your-head!

awesome. But Gordon looks too ripped and alyx is somehow not as pretty as in the games.