Great work, Ballaban. Really tremendous stuff. However, I must say that you left out the most crucial dramatization of nuclear war that currently exists on the Internet.

I’m a real sack of shit in my ‘09 Honda Fit

What’s this “park” that you speak of? You put it in neutral to save wear on you left leg.

“It was rare, to say the least, to see a black singer on stage at such a white event”

Hell yes Wegmans.

They should make an S90R with just a driver seat, for weight reduction.

My girlfriend’s Focus has a similar feature. It originally had 5 seats, but now has two and a shoe/sweatshirt bench.

“...it would be nice to have something that breaks infrequently...”

That’s a bit like saying ‘when Harrison Ford dies, he’s not a big loss to the space and aeronautics industry because he completely misrepresented space travel and the engineers in it.’

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Different sizes of a similar shape is nothing new for BMW. I don’t know what the fuss is all about.

What? The orange and black dials are awesome you shut your dirty mouth.