@The Anti-Fanboy: I am sorry, there was to much WHARRGARBLL in your post for me to even determine whether or not there was a point in there.

@interkin3tic: The money isn't good in continuing support for a game indefinitely.

Steve Jobs, stop referring to it as "magical" - it really just makes you look like (more of a) complete douche.

@The Anti-Fanboy: Seriously dude, who gives a shit? It is just an iPod Touch XL.

@eien:

@redgin: Yeah, I think that is a typo on their part.

GTA, Metal Gear Solid, Tekken

@Slinkytech: I would think it likely.

Many games are murder simulators, but so what? Killing people in games is just good wholesome fun.

@gerrrg:

@VileMethoD:

@Kobun: Have you ever owned a nice wooden cutting board?

"Owning your identity" is such a misleading headline.

@Liptons: You said "avoid every bullet", but that is clearly not the case even in your provided example.

@Liptons: You can't avoid every bullet by going prone in any game I have ever played (which is a substantial number of them).

@Snafu77:

:: shrugs ::

Tekken FTW

@jktechwriter: And some things cannot be ignored - driving child to daycare, paying bills, filling up the gas tank.

@SlurpeeNinja: Nice.