But what a wonderful time to float an *actual* announcement that might seem "too good to be true"...

@dfxdeimos: "cracked screen" should read "screen".

And miss some of the best trolling to be had this side of the cracked screen debacle?

@jupiterthunder: Well played sir.

@jupiterthunder: Actually formatting plays a huge role in not only the willingness of someone to even read it, but the perceived legitimacy (and sanity) of the person who posts it.

@acidrain69: "You're one to talk about facts. Windows 7 has fewer critical or severe security breaches? That's because it hasn't been on the market as long as Windows XP or Vista. I have no doubt it is more secure, but your statement is factually dishonest."

@thedoraz: Link fail, 2nd attempt.

@thedoraz: Wallet pr0n!

@tmlfan81: Quite an opinion piece, but sorely lacking in facts.

@jupiterthunder:

Divorce the heartless bitch.

@noizynet: I LOL'd.

@TheFu: Yeah, pretty much this. They really try to screw you at brick and mortar stores.

@Kenny: Mmmmm, I love colons!: If you like that episode, you should listen to the back story.

@Kenny: Mmmmm, I love colons!: I too LOL'd.

@Squirrelbot3000: Alright, you have crossed from the realm of "possibly explainable by ignorance" to "blatant trolling".

@Feendawg: :: ominous music as this picture slowly fades into view ::

Pick something you can remember, a line from a movie, song, or game.