Right? Who would ever believe a New England Patriot is capable of murder?

that’s your main takeaway?

Look, much as I appreciate how earnestess of this, I cannot trust any army.

You’re telling me anytime someone has offered me "sage advice," they weren't talking about the seasoning?!

The existence of homonyms does not supersede my point. In fact it helps it: the only way we’re able to navigate a language with homonyms is because of context, and when I ask “Can someone code Kinja to work as intended?” you’re well aware I’m not talking about can as in a metal container. A word out of context has…

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And here, we have someone who reads a whole well-written column about why this is not “needlessly pedantic”, and then makes a comment about how it is needlessly pedantic.

But the term is “domestic violence”, not “domestic” “violence”. Words, like letters, often take different meanings when combined in specific ways.

Not sure what level of sarcasm you’re operating under or if you really think this article is being “needlessly pedantic” but I suggest actually read the article. Take notes this time instead of just coming up with a lame quip.

Remember, Trae Young, always be yourself. Unless you can be Steph Curry, then be Steph Curry.

Remember when the same thing happened to MJ about Harold Miner?

I don’t know what I like more: your post or the people who likely read it and didn’t realize the point of your post was to make fun of the Red Sox/their fanbase.  Can I just say “all of the above?”

I just don’t understand why they’d do this. Why would they give such a tacit endorsement to the racism and white grievance culture that this represents? I appreciate that these invitations are traditional and everything but I really thought Trump would draw the line somewhere.

This is the best comment.

And regrets.

I’ve been using the web since 1995, and in that time, I can honestly say that I’ve never stumbled upon child pornography.

- Have DeSean Waston back at QB

Packers brought in Mike McCarthy after the game and fired him; he was not expecting it, per source.

And with that touchdown pass, Odell passes Nathan Peterman for 45th most in the NFL this season.

The original crime Meek Mill was alleged to have commited was cited by a cop who was banned from allowing testimoney because he kept making shit up once a clean DA was elected. The judge who is handling his case is actually under FBI investigation for her conduct, which, uh: