Only people in New York care about Francesa and not even people in New York care about Mushnick.

As a black man in America, my list of “must visit” states is drastically smaller. Fuck if you’re ever going to catch me in Idaho.

From here (and other sources, but this one happens to have collected much of the data into a single place):

Yes, and there’s even a name for it:

The most embarrassing death humanly possible has already happened and I don’t know how anyone could possibly beat it.

Anyone else sneeze after looking directly into a bright light, such as the sun?

No, he sits on his ass and plays fucking video games all day for children. You think that puts him in the “top 20%” for stress when there are people who are living with untreated mental illness, homeless people, drug addicts, pregnant girls with no support and millions of “ordinary” Americans barely living…

I really think you misunderstand how most of the country lives.

Last night’s game was the first time I’ve ever questioned my commitment to our President. Sitting in my dilapidated rust belt diner with my friends this morning, I was jealous that they’d watched the most exciting football game ever while I spent my evening watching re-runs of Last Man Standing because I thought we…

He could retire at this point and live comfortably, so it‘s his choice to continue. Because of that the stress argument goes out the window. The only reasons to continue at this point are ego, addiction to fame, more money fear of being seen as a failure or simply that he still likes doing it.

Trent Dilfer and I have the same number of 400 yard games over the course of our careers. My career is in marketing and PR though.

The Rams and Chiefs just played the greatest Monday Night Football game ever and the Deadspin recap managed to work in two shots at the Buffalo Bills.

Equating women with internet drama is sexist as fuck and no better than Mike Pence.

With his BMI and your standard Wisconsin diet of cheese, sausage and beer? Medically speaking he’s probably a ticking ti-

My only annoyance with these is that they break from what teams normally do with their jerseys in that it the home uniform should say “Marlins” and the road uniform should say “Miami”

I think the issue was that the heavy black coat and jacket didn’t look like a girl who struggles.

Who does Oliver think he's dealing with, Minor Peargray?

I feel like this “liberal elitists out of touch with the common person” angle is just a projection and they don’t actually know what one can afford on a modest salary.

It’s refreshing to hear someone of Blackley’s stature admit how much his ego (& implicit white dude self-satisfaction) fueled his early career, and I wonder how these lessons inform his work now. He had the good luck to bounce onto a project (Xbox) that more or less erased the Trespasser debacle, but as he himself…