If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

Thank you for this:

Lebron: “Nah, there’s nothing in there. That’s just your gag reflex making it feel like the tail is still in your throat. Happens the first time you eat anora. You’ll get over it. I’ll take you to a place I like in Union Square next time we’re in town”

Big fan of LeBron deciding to live out the high school experiences he missed out on as a kid while in his thirties.

“if we evolved from monkeys, why are there monkeys?”

Way too much work for the bartender. Get me a Whiskey Ginger and save Smitty some hassle.

“Her abuse of those women aside”

I’m not calling Bernie a Johnny-Come-Lately. I’m calling his SUPPORTERS Johnny-Come-Latelys.

Member before Kinja when these kinds of stupid pointless discussion board fights mostly just happened on other stupider websites?

My dude, the first goddamn thing I say is that he’s in TESB.

Went scouring the grays to make sure I wasn’t repeating someone else; fuck Adam Schefter so fucking hard for that phrasing.

I love the simpering, pro-management way in which Schefter delivered the news, but he has always seemed to be an unctuous company man.

full disclosure: I’m the only white dude I know who does that

But white people don’t suck. White supremacy sucks. Saying, “white people sucks” allows you to act as though there’s nothing you can do.

yeah, total gun ban. it’s ok to say out loud. it doesn’t get at why we’re so sick now.

Have you ever given your opinion on a matter unrelated to your profession? Have you ever given your opinion on a coach’s decision, a politician’s platform, a tax plan, an actor’s range, or a geopolitical issue? Surely you’re not an expert on these matters, so maybe you should stay in your lane too.

Go fuck yourself.

If your knee jerk reaction to every shooting is to worry more about your toys than the shattered lives of your fellow Americans, you might suck as a human being.

Big talk from a guy who guy who’s built a career around encouraging shooters.