“Exactly.”

I just assumed that’s where Affleck stuffed his dead call girls...Excuse me, hookers. When they’re dead, they’re just hookers.

If you're hurting for work, have you considered becoming "black man that loudly supports Trump?" Get a confederate flag heritage not hate shirt and you'll be on tv for the next year straight. Minorities who cover for racists by letting them say "see! He said it, not me!" can last forever.

As a black man myself, I just want to know who Whitlock has pictures of that his fat, mildly-entertaining, self-absorbed, terrible writing, gas baggy self can continue to get fired and hired for new projects even though they are probably going to fail? I am not mad or hating, I just want to know who I got to get…

“We’re home.”

It’s...it’s so hot, so many takes. I...I wanna touch it...

Seriously. I looked at the asshole on the left and thought “he’d be cool with it” then the asshat on the right and thought “this was probably his idea”.

That people are time travelling from sometime early in the 20th or possibly 19th or 18th century and have figured out how to use twitter is truly the big news here.

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

Black don’t crack.

Now you’re just being preposterous. Nobody cares what Mel Kiper thinks.

“So he’s now a homeless unemployed college dropout”