If they were so reliable they wouldn’t need so many damn parts all the damn time.

next time ask him if it covers you when you leave Cars and Coffee.

is $5,500 the new $1,500? I need to readjust my financial compass

Everyone’s posting racing videos and I’m like nah, here’s a middle aged british bloke trying to offroad a Gixer.

A lying cake, 17 dollar gangster, and a portrait video walk into a bar. The bartender says “We don’t serve dead horses here”

Kinda? I'm guessing one of those stickers is a Massengil sponsorship.

FORTY FUCKING GRAND.

God damn infotainment systems ruining cars!!!

Toyota Tercel.

I drive the older version of the focus RS in AWD, 6sp wagon form (Same 2.5 turbo in the EU Focus RS) . Otherwise known as the V70R. But yeah I get that.... I rented a Flex with ecoboost once and I liked it. If only 3 pedal...

Was going to be my contribution as well:

What more could you possibly need?

Chicks with Dicks: The Best of Both Worlds.

I was waiting for Talk Gear.

We spell out “seven percent.” And it’s Strunk & White’s The Elements of Style. Italicized, but no quotation marks.

here’s my resume guys i even wrote it in wordpad

You gonna havta quit dat internet.

As a former owner of a red (faded to slightly pinkish)88 Celica All-Trac I have fond memories of my 100,000+ miles in it. That being said, I didn't feel too bad trading it in for $2,000 8 years ago. It was never particularly fast - I lost informal stoplight drag races with Acura Integras so often I quit trying (I am…