“He’s spending more money on legal fees than on the campaign” - Lady G

GOOD! I’ve already enjoyed watching Trump bleed the RNC dry. It’ll be wonderful to watch them roll up to the 2024 campaign season with an empty war chest, donors who closed their check books, and more court dates than campaign stops. 

JFC, what the hell do you need 48 firearms and 26k rounds of ammunition for.... Going to start a little private war?

Hey, every Republican saying and screaming that we Democrats better be worried because this can happen to your Presidents to:  Do it.  Go on, if it is so easy and our Presidents are as corrupt and treasonous as you claim, do it.  I dare you.  Impanel a Grand Jury in Rural Oregon and try to get Obama or Clinton or…

Hold the phone, Ted Cruz is up next >.>

Another case of an actor becoming their character.  Meth-od indeed.

Didn’t she JUST go on a weird pro-Trump rant?

This is somehow less offensive than her endorsement of Trump. Didn’t she call Trump the least racist person on the planet just last week?

Requesting privacy after publicly announcing her Lost Weekend of tuchuslingus is umm.... interesting.

Yeah “how dare the wife of the man I’m having an affair with be mad at me” is an odd take.

The wheelchair kid from Degrassi.

People need to stop sitting at home on Election Day.

He seems like one of those types that would make one of those high pitched foppish squeeks of indignation the first time you slapped that grin off his fucking face.

That Rufo would laugh in the face of a gender studies professor defending her work, and then threaten to retaliate against Rufo and Keenan for not being nice to him

I was hoping the silence about this over the last day was purposeful on Jez’s part, but I guess y’all are really just behind.

You gotta love an attempt to humanize a horrendously robotic politician. They’re always full of these terrible anecdotes.

This is as clear an exampe of the Kinsley gaffe as you’ll ever see. By acting like DeSantis was over-exerting himself by picking up the kids while his wife was dealing with cancer it reveals the Mad Men Era lifestyle they’re leading where the wife’s life-threatening illness is more worrisome not because she may…

“Daddy loves you, kids, but car rides aren’t free. I’m gonna need you to start making campaign contributions.”

I lay even odds these kids go the way of Ted Cruz’s offspring in their monumental hatred of their father in the near future. They have that ‘we were told to shut the fuck up and be good little accessories verbatim’ look about them.

And the best part is, he recognized them almost immediately.

Donald Trump has never changed a diaper.