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But performing along to backing tracks is quite common

I agree with them and I hate it

I mean, it feels nice in the moment, but Cardi is pretty lucky she hit her intended target and not someone else. Microphones aren’t even close to weightless, and thrown at velocity can cause real damage if they strike the wrong place (namely the head).

This is not a scandal! It actually kind of amazes me that people will sing or rap right over the album versions of their own cuts (don’t they have an instrumental version?),

It’s because they want to control what is taught so students are indoctrinated (dare we say groomed) to be good conservative sheep when they can vote. Look at the Florida African American standards - sure what is getting all the attention is bad, what is hiding in the rest of it is even worse. Not because it spreads

This is utterly unconscionable.

According to both sources, McCarthy told Swalwell, “If you ever say something like that to me again, I’m gonna kick the shit out of you.” There was some back-and-forth between the two, the witnesses said, leading up to McCarthy telling the Democrat, “Call me a pussy again and I’ll kick your ass.”

conservatives have never cared about local, state or federal control. They only care about their control. they lied during the civil war when conservatives justices forced Slavery on the North via Dredd Scott. And it remains a lie today. 

Well of course. Libraries are full of books. And books are full of information and ideas. Some of which can be quite subversive to the fundamentalist Christian flag humpers who are afraid that kids might grow up learning about things like slavery and Jim Crow and internment camps. They might learn that gay people are

not the cities fault, its the shitty state in which the city is

I did 2 mintues of googling and found that Mike Miles was appointed by a state agency (Texas Education Agency, a misnomer if I ever heard one) and not by residents in the area he’s supposedly serving. Seems about normal for a GQP state. 

This seems to be the de facto response whenever a celebrity shares a Go Fund Me or some other fundraiser and I actually agree with Megan Fox’s response. Yes, celebrities are rich, that isn’t a secret, but that doesn’t mean they can or should be on the hook for the financial hardships of all the folks they may

Yeah, I’m with Fox. She was helping out by posting the Gofundme. It’s definitely weird and unprofessional to ask a client for money.

Ethan Slater looks eerily similar to Ariana’s brother Frankie. Just ick. She needs to work on herself and explore why she thought that this mess was a good idea. 

Oooooo....and I bet she’s on birth control too!

Okay, I’m thoroughly confused. I won’t get in to the pre-marital sex thing because it’s been brought up here in the comments already. That combined with the fact that she didn’t satisfy her partner when he desired has me all jammed up. I thought the Repubs were taking us back to a time when women performed their

This is a bit surprising. The word “fiancé” implies that they’re not yet married. I don’t personally give a shit, but I thought her crowd was against pre-marital sex. I’m a bit surprised that the audience at a prayer breakfast wouldn’t have been downright scandalized by an open admission of pre-marital sex. If they’re

These hearings are so hilarious.

Do you want a USTD? Because this is how you’d get it.

Remember how aggressively Jezebel covered Mitch’s almost 6-week, second recent extended absence earlier this year? [Uncomfortable silence and confusion from Pepperidge Farm spokesman.]