70 months in prison for sexually abusing incarcerated women

What a fucking moron. Ariana will have moved on from him in 6 months and all he will be left with is a broken marriage and a tarnished reputation.

Ethan Slater blew up his personal life for a fling. Ariana does not have clean hands here but he chose to treat his now estranged wife poorly. 

Is it mean to think that he kind of looks like a sponge? 

Can we talk about that stupid fucking shirt he wears with his name embroidered on both moobs? I see it in every photo of him and it looks ridiculous. Is he deathly afraid of not being recognized?

I figure he knows his campaign is stalled and is just using the rest of the money to splurge on his extravagant lifestyle.

You mean to tell me that a candidate running in the “fiscal responsibility” party isn’t actually fiscally responsible?
Will wonders ever cease? 

...of Florida was a strange omission.

Laying off workers in order to fund a lavish lifestyle seems like it would be attractive to gop voters, no? I imagine once the funds run out, it will be the Dems fault for their regulation and rules, or something.

That was a great song!

I think most Christians assume that the books of Bible, especially the New Testament Gospels of the Apostles, were written contemporaneously with the reported events, when they were actually written hundreds of years later.

Increasingly, whenever musk does something I think of that line from Austin Powers when Dr. Evil is talking about his father and says “he would make extravagant claims, like he invented the question mark”. Not that musk’s kids will turn into Dr. Evil, but I can see one of them saying this unironically.

It’s a corporate snuff film.

Michael may have a long list of reasons to beat the shit out of Bob, with spousal abuse only the latest entry on that list.

As far as accountability in the “party of personal accountability” this tracks. Why resign and admit fault when it’s easier to double down and pretend nothing is wrong!? Him saying what he did isn’t criminal while a court date is scheduled is totally on brand. 

A neighbor who had nothing positive to say about Heuermann told the Post that police told him at the scene that they were concentrating their recovery efforts on his basement. “This guy is a wacko”

This is the state that almost put Roy Moore in the senate - for all I know, this guy is a fucking hero down there.

*nods* There’s no hypocrisy in their minds, because the point isn’t to protect children. The point is that women don’t get to say no to what men decide for them. If anything they’ll be upset at him for getting caught and making the organization look bad.

No wonder he wants to put more children into the world. 😳

He hates bigotry, but uses ableist slurs. Cool.