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He’s not really the kind of host body that the Trashian parasite typically leeches onto to maintain a thin thread of relevancy.

I’m about to turn 35. Just the thought of doing 11 shots is enough to give me a hangover tomorrow.

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Calling her both Candace Cameron and Cameron Candace had me confused for a hot moment.

People reported that Lake is at Mar-A-Lago “every night ... She’s there all the time,” even more than Melania”

What these people do in the privacy of their own homes is fine, but do they need to shove their lifestyle choices down our throats, when innocent young twinks could see?

Yes but who brought the cocaine?

Wait, Don Jr. has a soul?

I’m officially an old, and don’t know how this person is, and maybe it’s just the photo, but does she looks like some Tiffany/Ivanka hybrid??

“... you can hang out with your friends.”

That second gif is so off-putting, it has ruined my afternoon

In May, the state medical board fined the doctor $3,000 and issue a letter of reprimand for her conduct. She narrowly got to keep her medical license.

‘My wife, Morgan Fairchild(-ish), whom I’ve seen naked.’

tbf the entire party is built on this premise. There’s nothing ridiculous about Santos that isn’t true of any cishet middle-class person voting GOP. They’re both being punished by GOP leadership and policies. Santos in a much more obvious way, but the middle-class by the punitive economic policies of the GOP. Red

Apparently he’s never heard of Ernst Rohm.

Like most stories about Republican infighting, this is one without a hero—just a gay congressman waking up one day and realizing he’s been vocally supporting and enabling a bunch of homophobic men who hate him.

The source is the American Farm Bureau Federation which is a conservative lobbying arm for the agricultural industry.

The source for this those “statistics” is the American Farm Bureau Federation which is a conservative lobbying firm for the agricultural industry.

Not to mention the ‘source’ is a right-wing lobbying front that allies itself with conservative groups.  

That attempted tweet regarding the cost of cookouts...can’t be accurate. Yes, the cost of groceries is going up—but it’s been going up since forever. More than that, claiming that certain things have gone up in price by 25% since last year seems unlikely at best.